Prices of the gallon

Hello, just an informative post that is of great value to the welbeing of many people. essential know how for the regular gallon challenger.

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Morris' greeting to milnrow

You may have seen around as entering in to milnrow a welcome sign that welcomes you to Milnrow.

Alas! the one you have seen was put up by mistake, foolish rochdale council they make lots of mistakes, this being one, i have found and recovered the real "welcome to milnrow" sign and here it is:

A New Challenge Arises

Yesterday a mere boy in the pub names Samuel John Butterworth, attempted the gallon challenge hoping to beat morris's rather impresive 1h 30min. he failed, quite miserably and was sick all over the bar, "im not even wrecked!" he claimed, "its just coz i juat ad a cup of coffe an it mesed up with my stomach and i just eat loads too!?!"

But that was enough for the poor old fella, he comes back fighting again, he claims he is goni to show morris how to drink, he also glams the following:

"I intend to not only beat but demolish Tom Morris's time by completing the gallon challenge in under 45 minutes"

"I will begin meditating and go on a special diet to prepare for this event"

"And! I assure you with a furious determination I will overcome all odds to complete my quest to become the Lord of the Buck & Union"

So he says i am not sure what to think of his unruley statements what do you think, leave a comment...

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Josh

Beard's Gay Artwork

And here We have A New form of Art Matt Whitham's Speciallity, Gay Porn! check his editin skills as he makes these images look just like the real thing, Now that boy has a special skill!...

Hollys Birthday Video

Well Folks heres the vid youve all been waitin for, unfortunatly this isnt much with out sound, so if your watchin this in college then you prob wont enjoy it too much (unless you have head phones)

It's Nout much its just a little bit of kareoke, and other random mishaps thrown together, think what you like, anyway here it is

If you wanna download or view this vid in full size then click here

Mains wes n jack singin, so av a good laugh at em. if you have a vid on your phone or summat then get it To Me! and ill see what i can do with it!

Post your comment on how crap you think it was...

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Story By The Second Dropout

And here we have a post from Sam B the second college dropout, here he goes...

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Hownow crackfeinds!!!!!!!!!
Right howdo kens this is killab aka hectic peg aka sam b and ive been asked to write an article about bein a dropout since wes didn’t exactly put down an award winnin performance innit.

I know a lot of you think im a dick hed right but that’s only cos you don’t know how it came to be.

So im gonna talk about my long and eventful life.

At the age of 4 I was locked in a box by my cousin for 4 hours

This is why I am a twat.

Im so shit I still sleep with the teddy bear I got wen I was born
Hes called Barlow bear and hes not even a bear,hes a fuckin rabbit.

I was a right little scrubber me until I was about 16 and looked like this

Anyway… I don’t look like a complete weasel bean anymore

Some(the females) would say im a bit on the handsome side even
But Barlow bear gets jealous so that’s why my love life is shit.


Honest.

Oh aye

Bein a dropout is sick out of its head

You wake up wenever and go to sleep wenever and
have 3 baths a day n shit like that

And I don’t drink as much either

Wes wants to be a HAIRDRESSER the fuckin faggot


Wots all that about

Id defo recommend dropping out kids,speshly if you’re a twat like me
MAP!!
Big shout out to myles b,the burl,whitlish,kirk,morris,beal,woodster,ross,josho!!,banham,ben royle,jonny b,sam
hoare,luke orme,jack howles,Rachel m,sam M,amy c,and the birthday girl holly.and anyone else who represents word to yo mommas.
Happy “19th” holly ;)
Till next time
Hectic
Pegster.

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Well Folks There you have it,
back soon with another college dropout story when more peple drop out!

Holly's Sickening Birthday Party - ...Vids Soon!

Hey just to let you all know it shall take about 2/3 days and ill have the vids of hollys party, up for you and probly a load more pics too! ill get some organisation done with them too,

make sur eyou leave your comments on hollys party,

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Funny Thing - Ravina's Myspace

Dear me, full credit to dropout sam for this one. look is Davina Mccall, and apperntly she has been told she is kinda cute, hmm i know what i think, check out her profile on Myspace http://www.myspace.com/sweet_revina

her names Ravina and shes is part of the H.L.N.N.N.N.N.N.N.N.S (Homelessnessnessnessnessnessnessnessness Society) she thinks shes escaped the endless dinner times of bullying, little does she know, her past will soon come back to haunt her at the Homelessnessness Reunion which will be rigged and me james n wes will be ready to strike with dinner leftovers.

So long ravina enjoy your life whislt you can

Quote Wes th dropout: "the freak child weasel cauliflower"

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