The stroy of a college dropout

ONce upon a time there was a young man named wes he was the type who liked to entertain at the expense of his own self respect. what a quality to have, he lasted a few months in college, gettin wrecked everyday for the rest of his life in the pub, and gettin on the mission terrorisin freaks.

Now he lives the life of a college dropout, a very interesting life that involves playing on hexic on your xbox360, neverthe less he still turns up in oldham in days in the week to give us all a good time in the pub

now wes has come up with some quotes in his time such as "weyyyy, i like little children" and much more, although behind every college drop out is a sad depressing story of a twisted childhood, and we interview wesley to get his personal feelings on the subject

Q. How do you feel to be the college dropout?

A. i feel like kanye west

Q. How did your mother and father respond to your actions?

A. My Dad give me a whod of cash n an xbox360

Q.Do you feel you have let anyone down?

A. No, Only Gregg

Q. Prefered Pub Food?

A. pack of twiglets

Q. Prefered Pub Drink?

A. pint of carling

Q.Fave pub game?

A. Itbox


Josh Said: Thankyou for your Time wesley do you have anythin else you would like to add before we close this interview?

Wes: save the whale

So there you have it folks im sur eyou all now have a rough idea what a hard life it is to be a college dropout. so make sure you stay in college an get good grades

Back with more college dropout stories soon when more people dropout

Inabit

Josh