The guy in the pub who got banged
Well burl has already posted about today but he only metioned todays event in brief, so i will now give you a little more insight into what happened... here goes:
We were in the pub for a while then some shit kicked off and this guy who had a cap on, lets say his name is Fred, who looked a little like this.
Fred started a fight with this woman, and she apparently glassed Fred or summat like that, the woman had a boyfriend in there and he wore a blue jersey, we shall call him George.
So basicly Fred Started on Georges girlfriend (or sumamt like that) and then Fred got thrown out the pub, after gettin beat off a woman, face scratched up n shit. and for a while the pub happenings carried on as normal, but alas a while later we hear noises of people punching each other, We all glance over and who? George, is getting leathered off these two blokes, lets call these two blokes Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee, so Dum and Dee are smackin George then Dee grabs his face and throws a few headbuts at him, Dee turns round to walk off and then Dum runs up n starts Stamping on his head, and then he got out his lighter to set him alight, But by this point id gotten up n shouted "oi" at them to stop it because it had started getting Dirty, (Following?, good) then Dee and Dum come up to me to start a fight and tell me to keep out of of it, so like a nice calm gentlemen i sit back down and then Dum n Dee run out with thier bird and leave the pub.
Well thats the exiting bit over.. but thers still more
As soon as they left i got back up again to go over n see the fella, who was completely K.O.'ed, proper out cold, n then as a woman comes over to help they ly him in the floor in some sort of recovery position, and Gregg gets on the phone to the Ambulance service, whist the guy on the floor starts havin Fits, lashin out at the chair goin sick, whist this kind woman tries to calm him down, n tries to get him to speak. Soon the ambulance arive and he is back on his feet, and the dudes take a look at him n so on.
So then i later find out of this bloke named "skinner" who is a well known G in Oldham, (apparently) and he says they did it to him coz he had a fight with this 19 year old lass and give her a load of brusies n shit. so he says he deserved it, n hat them kids only went to start on me coz i went n stood up like asif i was gonna start on them, not that i was to arsed anyway. i dunno how reliable the info from Skinner is
But thats the story on The Guy(George) in the pub who got banged!
If your a college dropout like wes and are stuggling to understand the story, then basicly this guy got banged.
Cheers see ya later
anyway thats the lot for today
We were in the pub for a while then some shit kicked off and this guy who had a cap on, lets say his name is Fred, who looked a little like this.
Fred started a fight with this woman, and she apparently glassed Fred or summat like that, the woman had a boyfriend in there and he wore a blue jersey, we shall call him George.
So basicly Fred Started on Georges girlfriend (or sumamt like that) and then Fred got thrown out the pub, after gettin beat off a woman, face scratched up n shit. and for a while the pub happenings carried on as normal, but alas a while later we hear noises of people punching each other, We all glance over and who? George, is getting leathered off these two blokes, lets call these two blokes Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee, so Dum and Dee are smackin George then Dee grabs his face and throws a few headbuts at him, Dee turns round to walk off and then Dum runs up n starts Stamping on his head, and then he got out his lighter to set him alight, But by this point id gotten up n shouted "oi" at them to stop it because it had started getting Dirty, (Following?, good) then Dee and Dum come up to me to start a fight and tell me to keep out of of it, so like a nice calm gentlemen i sit back down and then Dum n Dee run out with thier bird and leave the pub.
Well thats the exiting bit over.. but thers still more
As soon as they left i got back up again to go over n see the fella, who was completely K.O.'ed, proper out cold, n then as a woman comes over to help they ly him in the floor in some sort of recovery position, and Gregg gets on the phone to the Ambulance service, whist the guy on the floor starts havin Fits, lashin out at the chair goin sick, whist this kind woman tries to calm him down, n tries to get him to speak. Soon the ambulance arive and he is back on his feet, and the dudes take a look at him n so on.
So then i later find out of this bloke named "skinner" who is a well known G in Oldham, (apparently) and he says they did it to him coz he had a fight with this 19 year old lass and give her a load of brusies n shit. so he says he deserved it, n hat them kids only went to start on me coz i went n stood up like asif i was gonna start on them, not that i was to arsed anyway. i dunno how reliable the info from Skinner is
But thats the story on The Guy(George) in the pub who got banged!
If your a college dropout like wes and are stuggling to understand the story, then basicly this guy got banged.
Cheers see ya later
anyway thats the lot for today
posted by Josho at Friday, January 20, 2006
1 Comments:
Well said BurlyBird
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