Prices of the gallon

Hello, just an informative post that is of great value to the welbeing of many people. essential know how for the regular gallon challenger.

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Josh

Morris' greeting to milnrow

You may have seen around as entering in to milnrow a welcome sign that welcomes you to Milnrow.

Alas! the one you have seen was put up by mistake, foolish rochdale council they make lots of mistakes, this being one, i have found and recovered the real "welcome to milnrow" sign and here it is:

A New Challenge Arises

Yesterday a mere boy in the pub names Samuel John Butterworth, attempted the gallon challenge hoping to beat morris's rather impresive 1h 30min. he failed, quite miserably and was sick all over the bar, "im not even wrecked!" he claimed, "its just coz i juat ad a cup of coffe an it mesed up with my stomach and i just eat loads too!?!"

But that was enough for the poor old fella, he comes back fighting again, he claims he is goni to show morris how to drink, he also glams the following:

"I intend to not only beat but demolish Tom Morris's time by completing the gallon challenge in under 45 minutes"

"I will begin meditating and go on a special diet to prepare for this event"

"And! I assure you with a furious determination I will overcome all odds to complete my quest to become the Lord of the Buck & Union"

So he says i am not sure what to think of his unruley statements what do you think, leave a comment...

Inabit,
Josh