Story By The Second Dropout

And here we have a post from Sam B the second college dropout, here he goes...

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Hownow crackfeinds!!!!!!!!!
Right howdo kens this is killab aka hectic peg aka sam b and ive been asked to write an article about bein a dropout since wes didn’t exactly put down an award winnin performance innit.

I know a lot of you think im a dick hed right but that’s only cos you don’t know how it came to be.

So im gonna talk about my long and eventful life.

At the age of 4 I was locked in a box by my cousin for 4 hours

This is why I am a twat.

Im so shit I still sleep with the teddy bear I got wen I was born
Hes called Barlow bear and hes not even a bear,hes a fuckin rabbit.

I was a right little scrubber me until I was about 16 and looked like this

Anyway… I don’t look like a complete weasel bean anymore

Some(the females) would say im a bit on the handsome side even
But Barlow bear gets jealous so that’s why my love life is shit.


Honest.

Oh aye

Bein a dropout is sick out of its head

You wake up wenever and go to sleep wenever and
have 3 baths a day n shit like that

And I don’t drink as much either

Wes wants to be a HAIRDRESSER the fuckin faggot


Wots all that about

Id defo recommend dropping out kids,speshly if you’re a twat like me
MAP!!
Big shout out to myles b,the burl,whitlish,kirk,morris,beal,woodster,ross,josho!!,banham,ben royle,jonny b,sam
hoare,luke orme,jack howles,Rachel m,sam M,amy c,and the birthday girl holly.and anyone else who represents word to yo mommas.
Happy “19th” holly ;)
Till next time
Hectic
Pegster.

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Well Folks There you have it,
back soon with another college dropout story when more peple drop out!