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Hollys Birthday Video

Well Folks heres the vid youve all been waitin for, unfortunatly this isnt much with out sound, so if your watchin this in college then you prob wont enjoy it too much (unless you have head phones)

It's Nout much its just a little bit of kareoke, and other random mishaps thrown together, think what you like, anyway here it is

If you wanna download or view this vid in full size then click here

Mains wes n jack singin, so av a good laugh at em. if you have a vid on your phone or summat then get it To Me! and ill see what i can do with it!

Post your comment on how crap you think it was...

Inabit

Story By The Second Dropout

And here we have a post from Sam B the second college dropout, here he goes...

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Hownow crackfeinds!!!!!!!!!
Right howdo kens this is killab aka hectic peg aka sam b and ive been asked to write an article about bein a dropout since wes didn’t exactly put down an award winnin performance innit.

I know a lot of you think im a dick hed right but that’s only cos you don’t know how it came to be.

So im gonna talk about my long and eventful life.

At the age of 4 I was locked in a box by my cousin for 4 hours

This is why I am a twat.

Im so shit I still sleep with the teddy bear I got wen I was born
Hes called Barlow bear and hes not even a bear,hes a fuckin rabbit.

I was a right little scrubber me until I was about 16 and looked like this

Anyway… I don’t look like a complete weasel bean anymore

Some(the females) would say im a bit on the handsome side even
But Barlow bear gets jealous so that’s why my love life is shit.


Honest.

Oh aye

Bein a dropout is sick out of its head

You wake up wenever and go to sleep wenever and
have 3 baths a day n shit like that

And I don’t drink as much either

Wes wants to be a HAIRDRESSER the fuckin faggot


Wots all that about

Id defo recommend dropping out kids,speshly if you’re a twat like me
MAP!!
Big shout out to myles b,the burl,whitlish,kirk,morris,beal,woodster,ross,josho!!,banham,ben royle,jonny b,sam
hoare,luke orme,jack howles,Rachel m,sam M,amy c,and the birthday girl holly.and anyone else who represents word to yo mommas.
Happy “19th” holly ;)
Till next time
Hectic
Pegster.

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Well Folks There you have it,
back soon with another college dropout story when more peple drop out!

Holly's Sickening Birthday Party - ...Vids Soon!

Hey just to let you all know it shall take about 2/3 days and ill have the vids of hollys party, up for you and probly a load more pics too! ill get some organisation done with them too,

make sur eyou leave your comments on hollys party,

Inabit!

Funny Thing - Ravina's Myspace

Dear me, full credit to dropout sam for this one. look is Davina Mccall, and apperntly she has been told she is kinda cute, hmm i know what i think, check out her profile on Myspace http://www.myspace.com/sweet_revina

her names Ravina and shes is part of the H.L.N.N.N.N.N.N.N.N.S (Homelessnessnessnessnessnessnessnessness Society) she thinks shes escaped the endless dinner times of bullying, little does she know, her past will soon come back to haunt her at the Homelessnessness Reunion which will be rigged and me james n wes will be ready to strike with dinner leftovers.

So long ravina enjoy your life whislt you can

Quote Wes th dropout: "the freak child weasel cauliflower"

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The guy in the pub who got banged

Well burl has already posted about today but he only metioned todays event in brief, so i will now give you a little more insight into what happened... here goes:

We were in the pub for a while then some shit kicked off and this guy who had a cap on, lets say his name is Fred, who looked a little like this.


Fred started a fight with this woman, and she apparently glassed Fred or summat like that, the woman had a boyfriend in there and he wore a blue jersey, we shall call him George.

So basicly Fred Started on Georges girlfriend (or sumamt like that) and then Fred got thrown out the pub, after gettin beat off a woman, face scratched up n shit. and for a while the pub happenings carried on as normal, but alas a while later we hear noises of people punching each other, We all glance over and who? George, is getting leathered off these two blokes, lets call these two blokes Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee, so Dum and Dee are smackin George then Dee grabs his face and throws a few headbuts at him, Dee turns round to walk off and then Dum runs up n starts Stamping on his head, and then he got out his lighter to set him alight, But by this point id gotten up n shouted "oi" at them to stop it because it had started getting Dirty, (Following?, good) then Dee and Dum come up to me to start a fight and tell me to keep out of of it, so like a nice calm gentlemen i sit back down and then Dum n Dee run out with thier bird and leave the pub.

Well thats the exiting bit over.. but thers still more

As soon as they left i got back up again to go over n see the fella, who was completely K.O.'ed, proper out cold, n then as a woman comes over to help they ly him in the floor in some sort of recovery position, and Gregg gets on the phone to the Ambulance service, whist the guy on the floor starts havin Fits, lashin out at the chair goin sick, whist this kind woman tries to calm him down, n tries to get him to speak. Soon the ambulance arive and he is back on his feet, and the dudes take a look at him n so on.

So then i later find out of this bloke named "skinner" who is a well known G in Oldham, (apparently) and he says they did it to him coz he had a fight with this 19 year old lass and give her a load of brusies n shit. so he says he deserved it, n hat them kids only went to start on me coz i went n stood up like asif i was gonna start on them, not that i was to arsed anyway. i dunno how reliable the info from Skinner is

But thats the story on The Guy(George) in the pub who got banged!

If your a college dropout like wes and are stuggling to understand the story, then basicly this guy got banged.

Cheers see ya later

anyway thats the lot for today

The stroy of a college dropout

ONce upon a time there was a young man named wes he was the type who liked to entertain at the expense of his own self respect. what a quality to have, he lasted a few months in college, gettin wrecked everyday for the rest of his life in the pub, and gettin on the mission terrorisin freaks.

Now he lives the life of a college dropout, a very interesting life that involves playing on hexic on your xbox360, neverthe less he still turns up in oldham in days in the week to give us all a good time in the pub

now wes has come up with some quotes in his time such as "weyyyy, i like little children" and much more, although behind every college drop out is a sad depressing story of a twisted childhood, and we interview wesley to get his personal feelings on the subject

Q. How do you feel to be the college dropout?

A. i feel like kanye west

Q. How did your mother and father respond to your actions?

A. My Dad give me a whod of cash n an xbox360

Q.Do you feel you have let anyone down?

A. No, Only Gregg

Q. Prefered Pub Food?

A. pack of twiglets

Q. Prefered Pub Drink?

A. pint of carling

Q.Fave pub game?

A. Itbox


Josh Said: Thankyou for your Time wesley do you have anythin else you would like to add before we close this interview?

Wes: save the whale

So there you have it folks im sur eyou all now have a rough idea what a hard life it is to be a college dropout. so make sure you stay in college an get good grades

Back with more college dropout stories soon when more people dropout

Inabit

Josh

The Buck and Union

Oh what would we do without that pub, that pub that has been our place of refuge since michael beal, matt whitham and Wes went and found it one dinner, never a moment of unhappiness, its the solution to all our problems,

Thankyou Greggory

Heres a few photos from over the past few months (click for bigger pics):


me and my big chin

Beal bein ard n hayley bein scared

here is ross ready to kick off after loosin pool

amy n holly just bein theyre usual selves

Sam John In the days where he didnt drop college
Billy Beard, more widey know as matt whitham wrecked after half a pint (onthe windowsill)

More pics from the buck soon, when we get some more photos!

I'd like to welcome Burl

Hello ther efans burl is here and is helpin me with the site coz he has a camera! gonna be a revolution,

leave him your comments as support

The Almighty Gallon Challenge

Last Friday, several competitors took on the gallon Challenge, to drink a gallon within 2 hours the competitors were as follows

Tom Morris
Michael Beal
Deano
Matt Wood
Billy Beard
Mikey shaw
Ross Kershaw

only some of them syrvived the gallon, but morris won with an impressive 1 hour 34 minutes closely follwed by Beal 20 seconds later, everybody finished but not all within the two hours, morris n beal were the only ones that were not sick, well done to them, here they are on there last pint, the mad guys.


GET IN!!






Here is the running order for the winners of the challenge:

1. Morris
2. Beal
3. Ross
4. Whitham
5. Dean
6. Mickey shaw
   
7. Woody
   

Keep tuned Next its holly's "19th" Birthday Do in the buck so we shud have some good pics n news comin from there.

See ya later!

More to come

sorry there aint much up at the moment, only just got it up, soon ill be recordin events like hollys "19th" on sat

make sure if you have some pictures you get them sent to me and ill shove them up

cheers see you all later

Hey there college boys, welcome to your site

Well first of all ill explain a few things, this is a website that gonna be about our college n all the sick happenings that go on during the normal week, ill start off with a time from long ago.

Once upon a time, Burl got seriously wrecked...

Dancin round spindles singin "lolly pop"the fool, then he started a fight with a buch of koons and knocked them all out which is not somthing morris can say

He kicked off with about 3 12 year old koons and got banged as a result in the mornin he looked a little like this:






















Well folks thats it for this post, leave some comments, weyyy

Your college boy pal, Josh